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[–] pwn 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Where the fuck do you find good skyr outside of Iceland?

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you're in Canada, the President's Choice brand is actually rather decent. That's the one I get. There is also skyr.is at Whole Foods. That's one of the best brands, but I don't have a Whole Foods anywhere near me.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Goddammit, I still love your writing style! Thanks for the chuckle!

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Well", I say, "each Mississippi is about a tablespoon and a half worth of ranch. That's around 100 calories. Since I counted to 8, don't fucking tell me you're 'eating healthy' when you're about to enjoy some ranch soup."

I'm reminded of mayo soup.

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[–] jinbnters 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Honestly, it's a wonder I'm still employed here, but, since this is an extra job, and I don't need the money, as long as I'm here, the shitlording will continue until BMI improves.

Fucking glorious, please continue and keep up stories when possible

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I can't eat ranch at all. It's so overpowering that you can't taste anything else. I want to taste my salad and vegetables, dammit.

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[–] wahala 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Agreed. I don't even really like any salad dressing. Maybe a wee bit of olive oil & balsamic, but a bowl of leaves all the way down to the bottom is perfectly satisfying. Not sure if that is weird. Don't care - love the taste of the unaltered veggies.

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[–] BioRito 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

the shitlording will continue until BMI improves

I... I think I love you.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Looks like your coworker caught a case

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I can only hope it's terminal.

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[–] blerch 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's beautiful. One day I hope to raise to your levels of shitlording.

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