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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Well", I say, "each Mississippi is about a tablespoon and a half worth of ranch. That's around 100 calories. Since I counted to 8, don't fucking tell me you're 'eating healthy' when you're about to enjoy some ranch soup."

I'm reminded of mayo soup.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Goddammit, I still love your writing style! Thanks for the chuckle!

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[–] hypercat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

OMG, I am so trying tuna and cucumbers next lunch! That sounds awesome. I hate wheat bread so I usually do an open faced tuna sandwich with tomatoes on sour dough toast but dipping cukes into tuna salad sounds delightful.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Add a half cup of 4% cottage cheese, or even better a 3/4ths cup of skyr and you've got quite a bit of protein (~40g with the 4%, and ~50g with the skyr) in ~300 calories.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

OMG, brilliant! I like mustard and greek yogurt in mine. I gave up the mayo years ago. Sometimes I spice it up with hot pepper flakes.

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[–] pwn 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Where the fuck do you find good skyr outside of Iceland?

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you're in Canada, the President's Choice brand is actually rather decent. That's the one I get. There is also skyr.is at Whole Foods. That's one of the best brands, but I don't have a Whole Foods anywhere near me.