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[–] ShitLordMcAnusIII 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Next time hit it in the face.

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[–] blerch 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Sorry, didn't mean to hurt you. But hey, here is an easy way to prevent that from happening in the future. Don't fucking poke me in the ribs!

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[–] ShitLordMcAnusIII 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Poke me in the ribs, I poke you in the eye. With a screwdriver.

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[–] AOU ago 

Level 2: Punch in the gullet door.

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[–] fuck_fat_people 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

she probably poked you to remind herself what ribs feel like.

fat fuck's ribs got swallowed up by her rolls

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[–] Nofatpeople ago 

Punch it in the back of the neck with all your might.

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[–] Officedrone 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I know it's just school and you won't get in trouble. But I would get in front of it and talk to a teacher first. blablabla I felt threatened blabla I needed to defend myself blabla I'm scared blabla. At least they will move you away from fatty

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[–] BingoButts 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Use the magic phrase "ongoing issue with bullying"

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[–] Officedrone 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

we have a winner

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[–] l23r 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Also: Sexual Harassment. Your rib is close to your boob, and if fatty is the same sex as you s/he might be queer.

See if you can get any of the guys to come forward too, or you could tell the teacher "[fatty] is bullying other people as well but they don't feel safe coming forward."

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[–] theJshow ago 

hit her in the face with a hammer. give her something to complain about lol

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[–] dancemonkey 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My boxing coach always said "never fight ugly people - they have nothing to lose"

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[–] PinkXenomorph ago 

That just sucks. Fats who can't keep their hands to themselves are the worst.

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