[–] fuck_fat_people 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
she probably poked you to remind herself what ribs feel like.
fat fuck's ribs got swallowed up by her rolls
[–] ShitLordMcAnusIII 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Poke me in the ribs, I poke you in the eye. With a screwdriver.
[–] Officedrone 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I know it's just school and you won't get in trouble. But I would get in front of it and talk to a teacher first. blablabla I felt threatened blabla I needed to defend myself blabla I'm scared blabla. At least they will move you away from fatty
[–] BingoButts 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Use the magic phrase "ongoing issue with bullying"
[–] l23r 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Also: Sexual Harassment. Your rib is close to your boob, and if fatty is the same sex as you s/he might be queer.
See if you can get any of the guys to come forward too, or you could tell the teacher "[fatty] is bullying other people as well but they don't feel safe coming forward."
[–] Officedrone 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
we have a winner