[–] EatingSteak ago
He can do all the yard work, I'll spend the time on my hair and makeup
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
If my guy had a job like that (and if I didn't have a job of my own), I'd sit outside and watch him all day. No, scratch that. I'd help him as much as I can, and grope his butt.
[–] bunsenhoneydew 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
She just wants her man to die around the same age she will
[–] potato_in_my_fupa 1 point 59 points 60 points (+60|-1) ago
Oh, snap. Fatty got served something she can't eat
[–] EatingSteak 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Served a cardio because it was such a good fat burn
[–] OhTheHamanatee 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Give it a few minutes, it will find a way!
[–] Totenglocke 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
She'll probably print a screenshot, then eat it.
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Profile picture is of him in a gym - so good.