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[–] Lynx 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Goddess

"Worship me! REEEE!"

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[–] justdont ago 

Goddess of beetus. Makes sense.

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[–] 8bitfitshit 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hahahaa so the fattest cow gets called a goddess?

I have some suggestions that match up:

  • 4X - divine being of the highest fast food order
  • 5X - omnipresent and omniscient supersize it goddess
  • 6X - too divine to fit into human creations like clothes or doors
  • 7X - constellation of many dying stars and limbs

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[–] dingomeat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm trembling in awe

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[–] Pocket_Sand 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Where would "divine bovine" fit on your chart?

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[–] RockyMountainLady 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

When it reaches 8X or ∞ it becomes a black hole and collapses on itself.

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[–] LessBingeMorePurge 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh, this again.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I love it when fats fight with each other. It's fucking fantastic.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They hate themselves and each other far more than we ever could.

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[–] ElectricPurple ago 

This "pixie to goddess" bullshit reminds me of a post where a ham suggested naming sizes for flowers like size 1 = rose, size 3 = poppy, etc.

They need to cut the bullshit with sizing. Don't call a size 14 a 10.