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[–] Phat_Michael 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I tried. It's barely English. I couldn't get passed the first couple of sentences

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[–] Dillinger48 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I think it's saying it was dripping over pictures of thin men in skirts when a hateful MRA scumbag walked in and immediately began oppressing zhim by claiming that he liked fucking actual wimmin, not freaks with pushed in dicks. Zhe couldn't even breathe in the face of this hateful assault, but luckily there was a white woman there who bravely drove the black beast away before he raped everyone.

Later on zhe had a fantasy about the evil straight man and posted it on Gaf in the hopes of getting hugs and being told, you go dude

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[–] justanobody 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I tried but failed.

At first it sounds like them and a friend are coming from the gym, then they are actually talking about two other people? Then some guy said he is ugly (as in the guy himself.) Then the other person told him to go fuck himself and another person magically appeared to get mad at him....

No one in the thread even bothered responding to it.

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[–] Statutory_Ray 2 points 12 points (+14|-2) ago 

You weren't kidding. Do we have any niggers that post here that can decipher this?

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[–] EviWhore 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I can. I'm black:

"I was at work and a guy totally started talking about how women want rape out of the blue. I'm not making this up. Men say this all the time. So my friend gets mad. The end"

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[–] 5424122? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Rofl. Flashed back to the Airplane scene where the old lady can speak 'jive'.

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[–] neogaflovescock 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah

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[–] vivianjames 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Took me a while but I was able to understand the gist of it and the only reaction I have is this.

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[–] Dantalian 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The poster was in regular contact with a guy on friendly terms, but decided to cease doing so because he disagreed with how the "sexist asshat" objectified women. The poster and a coworker (whose position at work has something to do with flowers and is described as a "skinny white girl" further into the post) are finishing up at the gym and chatting about how they would like a "toned" look for themselves. The aforementioned sexist approaches the two friends and makes a rude comment, I think that it is supposed to be "Damn, SHE'S ugly" because she is too muscular, referring someone off in the distance who is neither OP or the coworker. "He's ugly" is likely a typo, because the same sentence references a "her". I also deduce this from the fact that since the "rude" man is being painted as a "sexist", he would not likely be framed as being such if he were commenting on a man's body. The sexist also comments that a person in attendance at the gym with the "too muscular" girl, (who is also neither OP or the white coworker) is too fat.

OP, embarrassed that the man would deign to be so blunt about the women's body types in his presence, then tries to steer the conversation away from the subject of the two women in the distance, but the sexist continues to be sexist. The Sexist insists on maintaining the topic of women and how they should appear, going on to blame rape victims by saying that they are enticing men to rape them if they have big breasts or dress provocatively on purpose. The white florist loses her cool and tells Mr. Chauvinist to "Go fuck himself". OP's 'girlfriend', his mate, has her attention roused by the ongoing shenanigans, and approaches OP, Florist and Sexist and is visibly angry.

Some time after this incident, the Sexist then tries to obtain OPs favor in courting a fair maiden. OP declines to assist him on the grounds that the man is "sexist" and is thus undeserving of sexual release or love. Afterwards OP cuts off contact with the Sexist.

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[–] justanobody 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This doesn't have nearly enough upvotes.

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[–] cirellio 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Gonna need several university courses in "ghetto" to understand that post.

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[–] EviWhore 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Monkey banter

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[–] Holybaikalslostdick 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's over exposure to watermelon, purple drank and fried chicken. It's fried their brains so they can only speak in eubonics.

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