[–] vegansdoitbetter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Body type: my ham-sister 80 lbs ago. The resemblance is uncanny.
But she's fatter now so I know that isn't her. Still gave me a good chuckle, though.
[–] ASDF-account 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
But at least she can keep her phone in her ass pocket. Imagine a lot of these women with multi-foot waists haven't even been able to touch their ass at all in at least a while.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
I fucking HATE ~Southern Belle~ fatties like this one. Southern belles were supposed to represent class and poise, helping out their house and community. Most importantly, besides these characteristics, is their beauty. Of which I have never seen these fat hogs embody, or even come close. They're just trashy, show too much (read: any) skin, and think being "one of the guys with pink on" is a Southern way of life.
[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I'm actually from the south and I can attest that this isn't how we define souther belle. Think Junior League and cotillion and not nascar and general classlessness.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm from the South, sort of. Texas is its own South but we get influences from the deep South down here, and we have quite a few actual southern belles here.
[–] ASDF-account 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's typical faux-individualism, just like the jerks who insist they're hot shit because they're 'Italian-American' or they have a California flag on their shirt. This lady and literally every detail around her except for her accent and birthplace are indistinguishable from the rest of this slovenly, obtuse, bellend country.
[–] 8bitfitshit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
whhaat? I thought southern belle meant a hospitable tanned bubbly but also sassy blonde from the south, esp Texas. guess you learn something new every day.
[–] ourgalfriday 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Well, you see, some assless Scottish people and some assless Irish people settled in the mountains of the Carolinas, and then they fucked their cousins for eight generations, and the gene for dat ass done got bred right out...
[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I feel like whoever designed that shirt is like " I never intended for that.... I regret everything"
[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I don't get how their backs are so fat like that, but their ass seems smaller, like an overflowing ice cream cone.
[–] HamHater3 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Whoaa, she has no hips...is that a girl???
[–] jackiejormpjomp 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
i think it's hank hill