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[–] BioRito 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

That's the most dangerous kind of cop. It'll shoot you because it can't chase you.

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[–] tsasa 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Unacceptable. He's a drain on taxpayer money, a danger to his fellow officers who rely on each other, and incapable of ever catching/stopping a criminal. How can the department keep overlooking these obvious facts? Fuck him.

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[–] MilwaukeeCannibal 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The UK has it's fair share of porkers. It shouldn't be allowed. Japan hasn't got a tolerance for fat people in such important positions.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Why is there stuff hooked to the back of its belt? We all know it can't reach back there.

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[–] porkgoblin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Holy shit. That is utterly ridiculous.

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[–] sausagefingers ago 

I hope the neighborhood kids steal his equipment and jog away just fast enough that he can never quite keep up.

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[–] buttergolem69 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He bears an remarkable resemblance to humpy dumpy

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[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I feel safer already!

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