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[–] blackdiesel ago 

please, please tell me this is photoshopped.

all I can think of is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft53kxCxWAE

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[–] Fllmia ago 

These fats are the ones that make me ill the most. They are swollen in a way that is particularly disturbing and unnatural.

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[–] faizi199BC 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why the fuck do fat people wear their pants so high?

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[–] burntfishnchips ago 

He's shaped like a literal pear...

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[–] Alpha_beetus_primus ago 

He's a cop? Fuck me, the United States of Beetus......

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[–] DumbCollegeStudent [S] ago 

Don't Segways have weight limits? Lol

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[–] Candid ago 

It is the same shape as a classic Dairy Queen cone.

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[–] Shriez ago 

I wish the picture was clear enough to read that patch so I knew which city that thing works for so I could find what the physical fitness standards are for their police department. I'll compare piggy to the Chicago standards. Even being generous and using the 30+ age category piggy still has to do the following:

15 inch sit and reach, 34 situps in 60 seconds or faster, 87% body weight bench press,and a 1.5 mile run in 14:31 or faster. Fail any of those and piggy loses its job, good riddance to it.

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[–] Syouken ago 

hell i dont work out much at all but i can do more than 34 situps in a minute.

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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

REMEMBER when you were a kid and went to the amusement park and there was a funhouse or hall of mirrors there? And they had all these wacky mirrors that made your body weird shapes? Like some made you skinny, some made you ridiulously short, some made you look like this guy, and it was super hilarious?

This guy can look like that without a mirror permanently! Who even knew that would ever be possible?

How cool is that??? What a fucking hero this guy is!

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