I wish the picture was clear enough to read that patch so I knew which city that thing works for so I could find what the physical fitness standards are for their police department. I'll compare piggy to the Chicago standards. Even being generous and using the 30+ age category piggy still has to do the following:
15 inch sit and reach, 34 situps in 60 seconds or faster, 87% body weight bench press,and a 1.5 mile run in 14:31 or faster. Fail any of those and piggy loses its job, good riddance to it.
[–] sausagefingers ago
I hope the neighborhood kids steal his equipment and jog away just fast enough that he can never quite keep up.
[–] faizi199BC 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Why the fuck do fat people wear their pants so high?
[–] blackdiesel ago
please, please tell me this is photoshopped.
all I can think of is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft53kxCxWAE