[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
REMEMBER when you were a kid and went to the amusement park and there was a funhouse or hall of mirrors there? And they had all these wacky mirrors that made your body weird shapes? Like some made you skinny, some made you ridiulously short, some made you look like this guy, and it was super hilarious?
This guy can look like that without a mirror permanently! Who even knew that would ever be possible?
How cool is that??? What a fucking hero this guy is!
I wish the picture was clear enough to read that patch so I knew which city that thing works for so I could find what the physical fitness standards are for their police department. I'll compare piggy to the Chicago standards. Even being generous and using the 30+ age category piggy still has to do the following:
15 inch sit and reach, 34 situps in 60 seconds or faster, 87% body weight bench press,and a 1.5 mile run in 14:31 or faster. Fail any of those and piggy loses its job, good riddance to it.
[–] faizi199BC 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Why the fuck do fat people wear their pants so high?
[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh wow what the fuck? Is it smuggling cottage cheese in its pants? Of course not, unfortunately it's just fat.
[–] DE4THWI5H ago
Why can't it be a little of column A and a little of column B? It would be a disaster if its blud sugahs got low. Gotta save a snack for later.