[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh wow what the fuck? Is it smuggling cottage cheese in its pants? Of course not, unfortunately it's just fat.
[–] buttergolem69 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
He bears an remarkable resemblance to humpy dumpy
[–] sausagefingers ago
I hope the neighborhood kids steal his equipment and jog away just fast enough that he can never quite keep up.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Why is there stuff hooked to the back of its belt? We all know it can't reach back there.
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[–] MilwaukeeCannibal 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The UK has it's fair share of porkers. It shouldn't be allowed. Japan hasn't got a tolerance for fat people in such important positions.
[–] christy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Body type melted butter mixed with cottage cheese.