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[–] christy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Body type melted butter mixed with cottage cheese.

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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh wow what the fuck? Is it smuggling cottage cheese in its pants? Of course not, unfortunately it's just fat.

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[–] DE4THWI5H ago 

Why can't it be a little of column A and a little of column B? It would be a disaster if its blud sugahs got low. Gotta save a snack for later.

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[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I feel safer already!

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[–] buttergolem69 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He bears an remarkable resemblance to humpy dumpy

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[–] sausagefingers ago 

I hope the neighborhood kids steal his equipment and jog away just fast enough that he can never quite keep up.

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[–] porkgoblin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Holy shit. That is utterly ridiculous.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Why is there stuff hooked to the back of its belt? We all know it can't reach back there.

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[–] MilwaukeeCannibal 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The UK has it's fair share of porkers. It shouldn't be allowed. Japan hasn't got a tolerance for fat people in such important positions.

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