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[–] Fllmia ago 

These fats are the ones that make me ill the most. They are swollen in a way that is particularly disturbing and unnatural.

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[–] Alpha_beetus_primus ago 

He's a cop? Fuck me, the United States of Beetus......

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[–] DumbCollegeStudent [S] ago 

Don't Segways have weight limits? Lol

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[–] Candid ago 

It is the same shape as a classic Dairy Queen cone.

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[–] Shriez ago 

I wish the picture was clear enough to read that patch so I knew which city that thing works for so I could find what the physical fitness standards are for their police department. I'll compare piggy to the Chicago standards. Even being generous and using the 30+ age category piggy still has to do the following:

15 inch sit and reach, 34 situps in 60 seconds or faster, 87% body weight bench press,and a 1.5 mile run in 14:31 or faster. Fail any of those and piggy loses its job, good riddance to it.

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[–] Syouken ago 

hell i dont work out much at all but i can do more than 34 situps in a minute.

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[–] christy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Body type melted butter mixed with cottage cheese.

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[–] sausagefingers ago 

I hope the neighborhood kids steal his equipment and jog away just fast enough that he can never quite keep up.

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[–] blackdiesel ago 

please, please tell me this is photoshopped.

all I can think of is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft53kxCxWAE

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[–] faizi199BC 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why the fuck do fat people wear their pants so high?

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