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[–] christy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Body type melted butter mixed with cottage cheese.

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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh wow what the fuck? Is it smuggling cottage cheese in its pants? Of course not, unfortunately it's just fat.

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[–] DE4THWI5H ago 

Why can't it be a little of column A and a little of column B? It would be a disaster if its blud sugahs got low. Gotta save a snack for later.

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[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I feel safer already!

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[–] buttergolem69 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He bears an remarkable resemblance to humpy dumpy

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[–] porkgoblin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Holy shit. That is utterly ridiculous.

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[–] MilwaukeeCannibal 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The UK has it's fair share of porkers. It shouldn't be allowed. Japan hasn't got a tolerance for fat people in such important positions.

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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

REMEMBER when you were a kid and went to the amusement park and there was a funhouse or hall of mirrors there? And they had all these wacky mirrors that made your body weird shapes? Like some made you skinny, some made you ridiulously short, some made you look like this guy, and it was super hilarious?

This guy can look like that without a mirror permanently! Who even knew that would ever be possible?

How cool is that??? What a fucking hero this guy is!

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Why is there stuff hooked to the back of its belt? We all know it can't reach back there.

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