[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I went to the gym at a non-typical time today. Since I can't run outside past noon now, I just go to utilize their treadmills. While stretching, I saw some fats in the weight section "exercising". One of them was doing what I can only assume was supposed to be a military press, but kept resting the weight on its head as a "rep", with maybe 15-20 seconds inbetween each "rep". With 20lbs. The other one was doing barbell curls and would only bring the weight down to its necktits as opposed to the full exercise.
So when they say "exercise" they mean "cheat my way through my workout and gulp down 10k calories after as a reward".
[–] ShitLordVader 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
A ham that goes to my gym will proudly tell everyone he 'worked out for two hours today'. Yeah fatty that's because it takes you 2 hours to lumber through what most people would consider a 15 minute warm up.
[–] vegetariancatlover 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The only exercise she does is countless sets of countless reps of lifting food into her maw.
[–] FreedomToast 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How can be be so arrogant? She bought yoga pants clearly she exercises and watches her food! The depth of her thighs has shown me the depth of my bias. Clearly a person with a leg equivalent to my weight is as healthy as myself. I'm so arrogant to not consider that fat grows magically in the darkness like a mushroom. Clearly her waist is the cap on my delusion.
[–] Nothanksimgood 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Spending all that money on workout clothes baffles me. Those types of clothes aren't cheap and if they really were planning on getting fit they wouldn't drop all that money on the clothes.
[–] ShitLordVader 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
But they just have to have cute workout clothes teehee!
[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wearing athletic clothes and going to the gym = working out, apparently.
[–] Rokuah ago
Are they even at a gym? It looks like a store dressing room to me.
[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
it helps them with the fantasy that they actually work out