[–] Officedrone ago
Dude probably ate 2 pizza's because he had to carb load after his wrestling training :/
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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Pretty much this. I akin it to the old saying "If you and your friend are being chased by a lion, trip your friend." Except in this case you wouldn't need to trip them and they're not your friend so there's no guilt or remorse later.
[–] Officedrone 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Saw some older gentleman running a 20k yesterday with a shirt that said "You don’t have to run faster than the bear to get away. You just have to run faster than the guy next to you.". He was actually passing fatties.
[–] RainbowShyRarity ago
I like the pauses he took while looking at the ham, as if he saw it and thought "should I do this, should I really do this...?"..."fuck it I'm going for it!"