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[–] ShitladyInFurs 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That enormous chick's knees look like cinnamon rolls. Thank you for the Sonny Bill Williams bleach!

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[–] temp413 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

https://i.sli.mg/HfleJm.png

Holy shit, I just realized you only need to add one line to turn FAT into EAT.

https://i.sli.mg/IaY1hs.png

Actually it's because beards hide your quadruple chins.

And I don't care how hyper feminine you are, you're still not attractive at 400 lbs.

https://i.sli.mg/h4m59u.png

Horseshit. People don't act like that. People don't just start laughing at someone who runs out of a grocery store crying.

Also, mini rant: I did my first official 5K yesterday, and holy shit there were so many extremely fat people just walking it. Don't get me wrong, I was one of the only people who actually ran the whole thing, but still.

https://i.sli.mg/2wAfqk.png

This is infuriating because these same tubblr morons are the kind of people who scream "you can't hold me responsible for my actions!!! I'm a minor with disabilities!!!!! uwu"

https://i.sli.mg/LeBhyb.png

I may be above average, but if you need a 12 inch dick just to be long enough to get just the tip in, then good luck with that. People shouldn't need extra "equipment" to get past several inches of gross vagina fat.

https://i.sli.mg/7MTj5H.png https://i.sli.mg/7mkgOq.png

She does inspire me to never give up. She inspires me to never give up being thin and become a gross mountain of fat like her. I am very inspired.

https://i.sli.mg/jMtKQK.jpg

This infographic is somewhat flawed, as American Football is also played in Canada, hence the CFL.

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[–] retailslave 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

LOL the first one. As if its nipples have ever been above its bellybutton. Yknow, for such bodypositive fucks, they sure like to portray themselves in a much more "acceptable" light than their disgusting forms actually appear. Perky boobs (LOL) disproportionately tiny waist (LOL) no double chin or fupa (LOL) no cellulite (LOLOLOL!) as if.

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[–] Swagghetti 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What.. wtf is that ???? That pic after the squishy unicorn. Wtf is that ????

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[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Okay, let me get this straight: It NEEDED a motorized cart, but it was able to "run out of the store" just fine?

So... Didn't need a scootfypuff, then.

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[–] Convair990 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Mmmm i love me some hot rugby. One other difference between rugby and american foot ball is, a growing number of american football players are fat. Not so much so with rugby.

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[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Glad you enjoyed it. Convair, have you made an eyebleach request yet? If not, you are welcome to!

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[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hmmm y'know i dont think i have. Shirtless Nordic men def is my fancy ;)

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[–] porkgoblin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Grotesque subject matter aside, I actually quite liked the style of that artwork.

Rugby story: activate! I used to know some rugby players at uni. They were the type to always be doing stuff like drinking each others' piss after losing a bet. One time a member of their group got black out drunk, and passed out on his bed. His 'friends' stripped him naked and tied him to the bed. They slathered a screwdriver with tabasco, jammed it in his rectum, and left him to sleep it off. As revenge, the guy pissed in their freezer. Aside from that, he just laughed it off. It was all just harmless fun between friends.

I'd have killed them.

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[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Cheers. You want an eyebleach theme? Let me know and I'l add it to the next album.

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[–] porkgoblin 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thanks! How about birds of paradise?

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[–] Lynn1120 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What is it with fat people and taking up space? Why would you want to be purposed inconsiderate. Also what the fuck is wrong with fat people and patronizing people with eating disorders? It's literally a mental illness, It's not about you, stop being so selfish.

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[–] hijinked 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You have the right to take up space

No you don't.

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