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[–] the_ayatollah_of_rnr 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

350 lbs....ran a 5k....pick one.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

For context, their "running" is walking a 15-minute mile. Remember the fat guy who bragged about working out?

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[–] Hatemovesmountains 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What is a good mile/time? I mainly hike around parks so I don't really time myself since it's waterfalls, and shit to look at.

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[–] EatingSteak 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

In the Cincinnati Flying Pig, they close the course down at 16-min miles. You can walk it. Fuck, I could walk a gerbil that fast.

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[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Paints road as such......

K K K K K

Runs on said road.

Ran 5k.

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[–] 5339885? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Good for the old woman. We all think it but only some special Shitlords actually say it.

Lord beetus be praised. She is doing gods work.

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[–] SirBertyBeetus 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

When you're channeling your inner James Bond

Bloatfeld more like!

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[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Dr. Hell No

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[–] AltamontPass 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Thin people need to listen to fat people when we talk about our lives

Not my circus, not my (fat) monkeys...

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[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don't need to listen to anybody talk about their lives. I can if I'm interested or being nice, but by no means does anybody NEED to listen to any random person, fat or normal.

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[–] retailslave 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fuck that shit. I don't care about your fat experiences. You chose that bullshit and you're not gonna drag me into that bucket just because you're jealous that I'm thin and you're not.

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[–] Swagghetti 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What.. wtf is that ???? That pic after the squishy unicorn. Wtf is that ????

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[–] PoopToaster 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Yeah... the 5k bullshit... I've got an injured knee from a car accident and it may hurt like hell but I'm perfectly capable of running 5k again.

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[–] mangiamerdeemorte 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

At 350 lbs it should NOT be "running" anything. I doubt it could manage a brisk waddle.

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[–] TriggeredLardTub 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Not only shouldn't it be running until it loses 150 pounds but no way it can run at 350 pounds. My 300 pound unfortunately acquaintances can't even keep up with my walking pace when we have to walk down the street

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm willing to bet the scotty puff incident with the older lady happened, but I seriously doubt the 5k bit. At most, fatty managed the length of the mall to Cinnabon and back to her car.

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[–] EatingSteak 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You'd be amazed how many fatasses can waddle out 5 kilometers.

Last marathon I ran, I was checking the 'max' times - my calf had been bothering me during training and I was worried I might have to walk for a little while.

They do the 5k,10k,and marathons in the same rule set, just at different times.

They close the course down at a 16 min mile pace. I couldn't fucking believe it. I walk the dog that fast. As in - not even running or racing. I try to hit an 8:00/mile pace, and here I was worried about being disqualified if I didn't make a 10 min pace or something.

Reminds me of my favorite all-time post on here it says some fat girl in denial "I can't be fat, I run!!" - for "verification, posted a pic of her with the marathon bib. Some random shit Lord says "what pace do you waddle at? All I see is a fat girl with a sign"

Burned.

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[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And it had to mention that it was in the produce section... Suuuure.

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[–] 5339877? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I had to walk some of my 5k yesterday because I have an injured knee; it happens.

What astonishes me is that she was so injured from the run that later she couldn't even walk around a supermarket.

I wonder what could be putting so much pressure on her skeleton that she can't even walk?

Obviously nothing to do with the excess 300lbs crushing her knee joints because HAES.