[–] Tree_Snake ago
He must have been a real bastard in a past life.
p.s: If a large constrictor "latches on," the quickest/safest way to remove it is to pour alcohol (hard liquor) in/on the snake's mouth.
[–] armday2day ago
Should've bit of off the snake's dick, ensuring both dominance and the end of the bloodline of dick eating snakes
[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP ago
A snake has just bitten your dick and you ask for a rope? Get a fucking knife and cut its damn head off.
[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This guys must have a huge cock.
Literally needed a creature that could unhinge its jaw in order to take his dick!
[–] the_snek ago
I swear, I was not involved. Never left my terrarium.