[–] 5305570? 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Authorities suspect the python entered the home through a pipe that led it into the toilet. It will be released back to nature, Thairath reported.
Released back into nature?!? Fuck that.
I would chop its head off and mount it on a pike in my front yard as a warning to the others:
"Death awaits you here, move along..."
[–] Reddit_traitor 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
i hope you're talking about the snake....
[–] [deleted] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] acheron2012 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Why the fuck did he not ask for a knife instead of a rope? You know what would have made it let go really quickly? Cutting it's fucking head off!
[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You want a 4 meter python crawling around your house? Rope will secure the animal and ensure that IF the animal consumes your cock that you will be able to have it reattached because you still have the creature.
[–] ShinyVoater 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Snakes' heads can still bite. Killing it wouldn't have been as helpful as you think.
[–] Monsantos_Schlong 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Whoo, that headline is crazy. It was struggle reading it
[–] Monsantos_Schlong 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Imagining a python biting my python while reading the headline was a struggle. The pictures didn't help when I re-read it
[–] Mike_Lithurtz 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Holy Christ!! Those pictures! I can hear the desperate screams.
[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This guys must have a huge cock.
Literally needed a creature that could unhinge its jaw in order to take his dick!
[–] CobraStallone 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
After acquiring a taste for human dick. That's nice.