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[–] the_snek ago 

I swear, I was not involved. Never left my terrarium.

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[–] Tree_Snake ago 

He must have been a real bastard in a past life.

p.s: If a large constrictor "latches on," the quickest/safest way to remove it is to pour alcohol (hard liquor) in/on the snake's mouth.

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[–] Violentlight ago 

Why did I read this while on the can taking a shit?

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[–] armday2day ago 

Should've bit of off the snake's dick, ensuring both dominance and the end of the bloodline of dick eating snakes

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[–] Tree_Snake 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Snakes have two dicks.

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[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP ago 

A snake has just bitten your dick and you ask for a rope? Get a fucking knife and cut its damn head off.

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[–] Quawonk ago  (edited ago)

Not the Onion. I checked.

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[–] voatkick ago 

Might be a while before he can look Atthaporn again :(

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