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[–] acheron2012 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Why the fuck did he not ask for a knife instead of a rope? You know what would have made it let go really quickly? Cutting it's fucking head off!

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[–] ShinyVoater 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Snakes' heads can still bite. Killing it wouldn't have been as helpful as you think.

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[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You want a 4 meter python crawling around your house? Rope will secure the animal and ensure that IF the animal consumes your cock that you will be able to have it reattached because you still have the creature.

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[–] voNIKONov ago 

Yeah this might be the craziest part of the story. That would be like less than 50 on my list of ideas of what to call for in that situation. Seriously. Knife, axe, blowtorch, hedge sheers, sledge hammer, anything but a rope.

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[–] raisinade 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You don't get it, that's his time away from the missus.

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[–] GrimShins 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Thai food, presumably.

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[–] 5305570? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Authorities suspect the python entered the home through a pipe that led it into the toilet. It will be released back to nature, Thairath reported.

Released back into nature?!? Fuck that.

I would chop its head off and mount it on a pike in my front yard as a warning to the others:

"Death awaits you here, move along..."

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[–] Reddit_traitor 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

i hope you're talking about the snake....

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[–] CobraStallone 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

It will be released back to nature, Thairath reported.

After acquiring a taste for human dick. That's nice.

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[–] Mike_Lithurtz 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Holy Christ!! Those pictures! I can hear the desperate screams.

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[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Third world problems

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[–] Monsantos_Schlong 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Whoo, that headline is crazy. It was struggle reading it

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[–] Spectral 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

oooo Headline crazy. Struggle read toilet python

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[–] Monsantos_Schlong 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Imagining a python biting my python while reading the headline was a struggle. The pictures didn't help when I re-read it