[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
OMFG... some fat guy married that pile of lard? Oh, fuck... now they’ll undoubtedly breed and spawn more piles of lard..... It’s things like this that make me feel there is no hope.
[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
They ought to make them walk down the isle to the sound of pigs oinking.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well, on the bright side, if any of them ever donated one of their tarps the kids in poor countries would all get new clothes.
[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I suspect that the groom is fit, and settled and is now trapped with a beast.
[–] EndDrugAndOtherWars 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Gosh that's a terrible investment. What a loser that guy must be.
[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
These food blisters wouldn't be marriageable 50 years ago.
[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Time and time again fats try their hardest to look good but it never works out. I'd honestly be ashamed walking down the isle to the love of my life looking that unacceptable. Why would anyone do this to their SO. I imagine that if you marry someone you do it because you love them and how could you possibly love someone if they don't even love themselves enough to take care of themselves.
Imagine them trying to even fit in a narrow aisle.. That's a new fatty wedding problem to consider. One of these hams looked like she had a particularly expensive dress on, but it was ruined by all the grossness of how cottage cheesy her skin looked. What a waste! Might as well wear a wrinkled dress too. IF any of these hams actually loses weight and is able to grow old, they'll probably look back at their wedding photos and think WTF!
[–] Syouken 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
....i have no words....