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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

They ought to make them walk down the isle to the sound of pigs oinking.

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[–] EndDrugAndOtherWars 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Gosh that's a terrible investment. What a loser that guy must be.

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[–] Kahlo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Pig fuckers cease to be men; if you legally bind yourself to a non-human you don't deserve to be included in humankind

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

OMFG... some fat guy married that pile of lard? Oh, fuck... now they’ll undoubtedly breed and spawn more piles of lard..... It’s things like this that make me feel there is no hope.

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[–] caddy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's the thing, there is hope. Assortative mating. People generally pair with people who look like themselves. Shitlords fuck shitladies and hams fuck mayos. Eventually you'll have two subspecies.

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[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Time and time again fats try their hardest to look good but it never works out. I'd honestly be ashamed walking down the isle to the love of my life looking that unacceptable. Why would anyone do this to their SO. I imagine that if you marry someone you do it because you love them and how could you possibly love someone if they don't even love themselves enough to take care of themselves.

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[–] DayShaun ago 

Imagine them trying to even fit in a narrow aisle.. That's a new fatty wedding problem to consider. One of these hams looked like she had a particularly expensive dress on, but it was ruined by all the grossness of how cottage cheesy her skin looked. What a waste! Might as well wear a wrinkled dress too. IF any of these hams actually loses weight and is able to grow old, they'll probably look back at their wedding photos and think WTF!

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[–] littlejawa 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Getting married in 6 months. This post inspires me better than anything else, so thank you!

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hopefully getting married by the end of the year. Same. It's insane how disgusting these pigs are. They don't have care about their healthy for their own wedding day. Screw them and their pig fucker husbands.

(Congrats to you, btw!)

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[–] Fatkini [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're welcome haha. Best wishes!

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[–] Iheartsmallseats 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm going shopping for my wedding dress this weekend! It's a good feeling knowing that I can try any style and that they'll have my size. And that I won't look like that.

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[–] Syouken 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

....i have no words....

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[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

These food blisters wouldn't be marriageable 50 years ago.

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