[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I suspect that the groom is fit, and settled and is now trapped with a beast.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well, on the bright side, if any of them ever donated one of their tarps the kids in poor countries would all get new clothes.
[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
They ought to make them walk down the isle to the sound of pigs oinking.
[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
OMFG... some fat guy married that pile of lard? Oh, fuck... now they’ll undoubtedly breed and spawn more piles of lard..... It’s things like this that make me feel there is no hope.
[–] EndDrugAndOtherWars 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Gosh that's a terrible investment. What a loser that guy must be.
[–] Kahlo 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Pig fuckers cease to be men; if you legally bind yourself to a non-human you don't deserve to be included in humankind