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[–] ThisIsWhoWeR 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

My sex addiction therapist even asked me if I'm gay.

Sex addiction therapist. This guy goes to a sex addiction therapist.

You know what this means: porn addict. Can't stop jerking it long enough to get anything done.

Be careful, everyone! The allure of 72 virgins will be especially strong for this one.

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[–] Timbo2 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I actually do like the first GAF response.

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[–] aeschynanthus 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Originally Posted by Karsticles

After six months of therapy, why did your therapist think you were gay?

I have no idea. She tells me that I have a more European male personality and not macho. However, she was kind of embarrassed about the whole situation at the end of the session.

Jesus, "European male personality"? If the therapist said that she doesn't seem very good.

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[–] Tammuria 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

That's not even a thing. Masculinity and virility in Europe don't go by any different standards.

I'm going to guess he's just making up distinctions and tiptoeing around the fact that most people simply think he looks like a flaming faggot.

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[–] Derpcrawler 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

It's nice way of saying a cuck. Lol.

In all seriousness, it makes me think, how world would be if Nazi Germany won. And I am russian with some jewish ancestory, so in that world I might not even existed. Still, I think it might have been an improvement to what we have now.

http://i.imgur.com/sUca1iz.jpg

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[–] GafIsPooAndSoAreYou 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"is there anything I can do to change that impression?""

stop acting like a huge faggot? I honestly don't know what else somebody is supposed to say

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[–] Indepentarian 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I wonder if it has anything to do with refering to hookers as "female sex workers" in casual conversation.

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[–] EnlightenedWave 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He's probably gay and just deeply in denial about it. Would be a lot happier if he just came out. There's no way a therapist would ask that after 6 months if there weren't strong signs he's repressing his sexuality or something.

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[–] Problematic 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Probably would have to honor kill himself if he came out.

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[–] aeschynanthus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm actually more annoyed by other gaffots than the OP. See:

Maybe you've been sleeping with a lot of women because that pussy don't make you happy? You tryna find a good one but they all just basic. Maybe you are gay? Idk op you type like an european male, I bet you stroke like one too.

I admit, that "European male personality" thing is making me cranky.

Also, as /u/Timbo2 said, several comments are kinda funny.

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[–] EviWhore 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lol. That's hilarious

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