[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Why do they let things like that around children? It's a bad example, and what if beast gets hungry?
[–] Murdoc_Niccals 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Appears to be well on its' way to the ol' Slaton forehead.
[–] thefisherman1961 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Why do deathfats always look so greasy? Like they don't even wash their hair ever
Because fats believe walking 10 feet is painful, and showering is difficult:
[–] BaronVonThunderBolt 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Can't fit into the shower anymore
[–] To_the_Beetus_Yall 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Oh the places you'll go! “You have fat in your forehead. Your feet can't fit in shoes. You can order any three toppings and ranch if you choose. You can't wipe on your own. And you'll grow and you'll grow. And you're bedridden now there is nowhere to go..” ― Dr. Shitlord, Oh, The Places You'll Grow!
[–] Pocket_Sand [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's unbelievable how much the fat ages them.
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[–] Pocket_Sand [S] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
There is no appropriate age to be fat.
[–] GrandpaDrokz 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
I don't know I usually don't go too hard on old people. My grandma for example had a harsh childhood after the war and was used to eat barely nothing. She was pretty skinny during all of her life but since she retired she gained a few extra pounds.
[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I guess at 16 it looked in the mirror and said fuck it, I'm gonna live on the super size me diet for the next 6 years and see what happens. She's really sacrificed a lot for science y'all. She makes Morgan Spurlock look like a pussy.