[–] A_Vile_Climate 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"We're not a gym"
Well, at least they're finally admitting it. Any "gym" that has a "lunk alarm" and serves free pizza every week to keep their members fat certainly isn't a gym in my book.
[–] A_Vile_Climate ago
The tragic answer to that question is: if someone is in the "gym" working out too hard and making grunting noises, one of the staff will hit the "lunk alarm" which sounds throughout the building. This is to discourage you from working out too hard and by extension making everyone else feel bad about themselves.
[–] thedrunkenweasel 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's a great business model though.
[–] ShitladyInFurs ago
$10 a month??!!!!! Are you kidding me! I didn't realise how cheap things were in America. Hams have no reason to complain with prices that cheap. Fuck my life right up, jesus.