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[–] ShitladyInFurs ago 

$10 a month??!!!!! Are you kidding me! I didn't realise how cheap things were in America. Hams have no reason to complain with prices that cheap. Fuck my life right up, jesus.

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[–] BlackBetty ago 

Well, at least they admit it.

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[–] Moderately_soluble ago 

No

-them

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[–] 5278332? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And this is another reason to not step into planet fatness. I would rather home gym. You can get a lot done with your own 2 feet and a few dumbbells.

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[–] A_Vile_Climate 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"We're not a gym"

Well, at least they're finally admitting it. Any "gym" that has a "lunk alarm" and serves free pizza every week to keep their members fat certainly isn't a gym in my book.

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[–] alc0 ago 

What is a lunk alarm?

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[–] A_Vile_Climate ago 

The tragic answer to that question is: if someone is in the "gym" working out too hard and making grunting noises, one of the staff will hit the "lunk alarm" which sounds throughout the building. This is to discourage you from working out too hard and by extension making everyone else feel bad about themselves.

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[–] thedrunkenweasel 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's a great business model though.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Solid logic. Because there will always be someone more jacked than me, like IFBB bodybuilders and what not, I'll just be a lazy fatass. Yep, no point trying at all, because there will always be someone bigger, and stronger than me. Got it.

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[–] statguru 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Also, Planet Fitness serves pizza!! Win, win!

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[–] nonfat69 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Gave me a chub tbh