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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Keep doing what you're doing! Add a large beet-us cup with water in it and you're good to pigger for another month or so.

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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Oh god. I'd love to see a skinny shitlady using a big gulp container as their water bottle while jogging. Add food coloring to the water for extra triggering if they want to see if it is actually beetus juice (you can say it's mountain beetus or some shit that way).

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[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If I didn't need to keep my hands free while walking I'd do it. While it's a really nice route, there have been enough odd incidents that I keep my hands completely free.

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[–] LIPCSB__ 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I have read one story about trolling fats by drinking straight out of a 2L sprite bottle filled with water.

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[–] MamaCassHamSandwich 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I have used one of those big insulated bastards from 7eleven as a water cup many times on my walks around the neighbourhood with my dog and the kid in the stroller. My water bottle didn't fit in the cup holder but the big bastard sits nicely in the folded up sunshade of the stroller.

The looks were priceless. I never let on that it was water. Just smiled and waved at their befuddled faces.

I got a better water bottle now but maybe I should pull out the big bastard again.

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[–] Charming_Chaos 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Wow. I don't even know what I'd do in that situation. I'd probably be so shocked that I just stood there, jaw dropped. But I'd want to either burst out laughing or make a shitty comment back. It's good that you didn't react though because a lot of these enormous women are mean and quick to throw punches. I guess you can just sit back and smile, knowing that your mere existence destroys her! :)

On a side note, I have 2 dogs and walk them every day too. We go on an hour walk after dinner every night. It's one of my favorite parts of the day! <3

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[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Haha, yeah they are quick to throw punches and/or try to make your life hell. Military Dependas are a special breed of nasty. They will draw out their nastiness over the course of months in retaliation to the smallest perceived slight.

I can sit back and know that when I come around and the kids are out, my dog and I probably have a better influence in those few minutes of interaction than what that fat hog can accomplish in years.

Aww, that's good to hear. I love it when owners take good care of their animals...and a dog that doesn't get walked to me...is a very sad dog.

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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Keep on triggering shitlady! These fat military dependapotamuses piss me off so much. I'm a military brat, my dad is a veteran. Can't ever recall a moment where my mom wasn't actively competing with my dad in his fitness regime at home. Hell, they're both in their 50's now and my dad is retired. They both still run and lift nearly everyday. My mom still works 50-60 hours a week because she loves her job and she still fucking finds time to work out nearly every day of the week except rest days. To top it all off, my mom has a fucking aneurysm growing in her head that will require surgery at this rate, and she still doesn't use a "muh condishuns" excuse ever. Fuck your excuses fatties.

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[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's great to hear that your family is like this, and that your parents have such a wonderful ethic when it comes to work and body. We need more military families like this.

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[–] Syouken 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

nice to see another military brat =) unfortunately my mother is a dependa :/ fuckin hate her.

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[–] Winged_Nephilim 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Active Duty Army here. Your family is collectively the MVP. Every time I see a fat fucking butterhuffer attached to a poor E-6/E-7 (who I see in the gym every day), I get a little sad inside. I think what makes it worse is that most of them do literally nothing but drink beetus juice, eat beetus cream, watch shit TV and push out future beetus brats. Now I'm sad and going to have some whiskey. Peace, shitlords/ladies.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

That's one of the best ways we can shitlord. Simply by existing!

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[–] KrystalMeth 1 point 57 points (+58|-1) ago 

This whole not fat means anorexic thing really needs to stop. Its a serious mental illness, not a diet. It's like saying people who like things neat and tidy have obsessive compulsive disorder, something else I have heard fats say a lot. But this trivializing mental illness to make themselves feel better thing needs to just end.

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[–] invisiblecalories 1 point 26 points (+27|-1) ago 

I hate people turning disorders into teehee I'm so quirky. People with actual conditions aren't announcing it to the world with glee.

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[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

I agree that it needs to stop. Fats in general manage to trivialize all forms of mental illness and it's infuriating. Honestly the only thing that made me mad about this entire thing is the fat shit claiming to have an ED when she was talking to who ever. The reality is, it is her type of body that triggers people with real eating disorders. I don't have one, but even I have a hard time meeting my own calorie goals when I am dealing with fats on a regular basis. It so puts me off of eating when my appetite already is currently fucked up. It's got to be worse for a real anorexic to be trying to eat more (and better) to constantly see fat bodies everywhere.

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[–] 5276570? 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

She DOES have an ED. She has Binge Eating Disorder. Its symptoms are eating disorder of pizza, disorder of fries, and disorder of cupcakes.

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[–] caddy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah, it's like saying all people who take medication are addicts or something. Yeah. It's dumb. Fats are dumb.

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[–] thefisherman1961 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Anorexic = BMI under 18

Overweight = BMI over 25

DAE 18 < BMI < 25 doesn't exist?

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[–] temp413 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Underweight =/= Anorexic

There are people who are underweight who don't have anorexia, those terms are not interchangeable.

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[–] M1 1 point 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

She calls you a slut as if you're sucking all the dicks on your walk. Slut is fat code for way more attractive than me.

Are the kids fat? You should call CPS.

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[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Isn't projection wonderful?

No, the kids are not actually fat. They look like regular kids who love to run around and play pretend. Actually, interestingly enough there really are very few fat kids in the area. I can only bring two to mind, they are earlier in the walk and generally neither one is ever an issue. The girl is usually rather happy to see the dog and loves to pet it. If the people who run CPS around here were not hams I'd have reported that house. Both kids are going to have heart attacks before they are in their late 20's. They are that obese. The yard is sometimes littered with broken sharp things (though not lately), and the situation is very bizarre. Never seen a house that has a different car in the lot every week and there not be something illegal going on.

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[–] fphthrowie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's the same when healthy women turn down fedora-wearing neckbeards and fatties. She automatically becomes a shallow slut doomed to a lifetime of being abused by asshole chads.

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[–] retailslave 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's fucking golden

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[–] DayShaun 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Didn't you know that calling a total stranger an anorexic slut is a sign of a happy, well-adjusted person?

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[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's the thing that gets me. It takes HAES and the whole Body Positive movement and turns it on their head. Every where you go online these things are calling total strangers horrible things, and tearing them down simply for existing in the way the human body was meant to exist. That lady? I can only imagine what she went on about after she slammed that door. I can only imagine the other nasty things she had to say that I didn't hear and that's not even on the internet. She's not happy, none of them are happy. No one who is happy spends a bulk of their time tearing others down out of jealousy and deep seated self loathing.

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[–] retailslave 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Will you do something for me? Will you please walk by her again, lift your shirt up and show off your non-gelatinous belly, flip her off, and walk away? (Bonus if your dog shits in her yard). Just knowing that someone, somewhere did that to a fat would fill me with such boundless joy.

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