[–] kurigaru_san 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Next time, make sure you walk by when her husband is there and strike up a conversation. Really give that hosebeast something to be mad about.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If you triggered its ED, wouldn't it be losing weight? That's what always happened to me.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You can't mention a cute, friendly dog without showing us pictures, OP :)
[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I'd share if I wasn't wary of my account being linked to me irl. I've made enough enemies with fat hams that they may go out of their way to start shit.
[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Keep on triggering shitlady! These fat military dependapotamuses piss me off so much. I'm a military brat, my dad is a veteran. Can't ever recall a moment where my mom wasn't actively competing with my dad in his fitness regime at home. Hell, they're both in their 50's now and my dad is retired. They both still run and lift nearly everyday. My mom still works 50-60 hours a week because she loves her job and she still fucking finds time to work out nearly every day of the week except rest days. To top it all off, my mom has a fucking aneurysm growing in her head that will require surgery at this rate, and she still doesn't use a "muh condishuns" excuse ever. Fuck your excuses fatties.
[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's great to hear that your family is like this, and that your parents have such a wonderful ethic when it comes to work and body. We need more military families like this.
[–] Winged_Nephilim 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Active Duty Army here. Your family is collectively the MVP. Every time I see a fat fucking butterhuffer attached to a poor E-6/E-7 (who I see in the gym every day), I get a little sad inside. I think what makes it worse is that most of them do literally nothing but drink beetus juice, eat beetus cream, watch shit TV and push out future beetus brats. Now I'm sad and going to have some whiskey. Peace, shitlords/ladies.
[–] Charming_Chaos 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Wow. I don't even know what I'd do in that situation. I'd probably be so shocked that I just stood there, jaw dropped. But I'd want to either burst out laughing or make a shitty comment back. It's good that you didn't react though because a lot of these enormous women are mean and quick to throw punches. I guess you can just sit back and smile, knowing that your mere existence destroys her! :)
On a side note, I have 2 dogs and walk them every day too. We go on an hour walk after dinner every night. It's one of my favorite parts of the day! <3
[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Haha, yeah they are quick to throw punches and/or try to make your life hell. Military Dependas are a special breed of nasty. They will draw out their nastiness over the course of months in retaliation to the smallest perceived slight.
I can sit back and know that when I come around and the kids are out, my dog and I probably have a better influence in those few minutes of interaction than what that fat hog can accomplish in years.
Aww, that's good to hear. I love it when owners take good care of their animals...and a dog that doesn't get walked to me...is a very sad dog.
[–] mystic_chihuahua ago
Are you flexible too? Stop and do some stretches in front of her house on your way past!