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[–] NoCountryForFatMen 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fucking awesome. Tomorrow you should run by her house with your dog and talk loudly to him, "Run, run, run Fido, you've been getting tubby lately, run! :D"

Maybe bend over to tie your shoes? Do some stretching, who knows.

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[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Actually I've done that already. I made it a point to ask him if he wanted to run while she was out there on her fat ass, and made damn sure she could hear me. The dog's ears perked up an we took off. When I came back by she was gone, and I don't recall seeing her out again for several days afterwards. I also made it a point when her kids were petting him to very loudly tell the kids "He loves his walks, he gets them every single day! He loves it more than food!". I didn't see the look on her face, but she huffed back inside because I heard the door slam.

Being subtle and innocent is my favorite way to shitlord.

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Deep down she knows she's a fat sack of shit. They all do.

Preach it, sister.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You can't mention a cute, friendly dog without showing us pictures, OP :)

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[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'd share if I wasn't wary of my account being linked to me irl. I've made enough enemies with fat hams that they may go out of their way to start shit.

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[–] temp413 ago  (edited ago)

Find a picture on google as close as you can get?

Although that could be hard. There's no way I could find a dog that looks like mine. He is one-of-a-kind in many ways (he just isn't built quite right).

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[–] kurigaru_san 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Next time, make sure you walk by when her husband is there and strike up a conversation. Really give that hosebeast something to be mad about.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you triggered its ED, wouldn't it be losing weight? That's what always happened to me.

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[–] d-eadboys 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Bitch if you actually had an ed you wouldn't be so damn fat...sit down and shut up..

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[–] retailslave 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But she's never not sitting down

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[–] foxel 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I am so proud of you, OP. Keep on living as you are

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[–] mystic_chihuahua ago 

Are you flexible too? Stop and do some stretches in front of her house on your way past!