Over the summer, college campuses will make the switch to "poly-gender" bathrooms, so all Sanders has to do is hang in there for a few months and then make a statement on a daytime TV program revisiting the "free college" bit and speaking highly of "change on campus". Then the student loan refund donations will extinguish the flames of fail if his campaign crashes. Bernie will be just fine in the long run. He was never meant to be president anyway.