[–] [deleted] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

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[–] RandomAXEofKindness 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Pork lift?

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I had to throw my 2 cents in. Jesus fuck why would you ever contemplate this?

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[–] karalette [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

maybe he's trying to commit suicide by having her weight break his spine? his life seems pretty worthless if he's bagging a planet like that.

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[–] eueueu 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

For a woman with an average height (about 1,64m or 5ft 5in) that makes a BMI of 41. I'm amazed they're not in need of a broomstick to have sex.

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[–] temp413 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Or his mom to hold up a fold.

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[–] 5259392? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I never get tired of allusions to that story.

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[–] DE4THWI5H 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Of Betas and Beasts: A Settle For What You Can Get Story.

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[–] burntfishnchips ago 

Who would fuck anything nearing 300lbs? Pig fucker is just as bad as the yeastbeast.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Choose a wall that's about a 2000km walk away. That should do it.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago  (edited ago)

OP, this is a common problem. The best solution that I've found is progressive overload. It works for lifting, and it works for sex.

The concept is simple. Start light, and add weight every week. You'll want to find a girl that's around 100 lbs or so. Any smaller and you probably won't get much benefit. The first night, have sex with her three times against the wall. Repeat for two more nights, but make sure you rest for at least a day between sessions.

The next week, move up to a girl that's 110. Keep finding a heavier girl each week. Before you know it, you'll be able to have sex with your girlfriend holding her up against the wall.

Good luck OP.

Whichever one of you glorious shitlords did this, you are a genius

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[–] shitonfatpeople 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Your words are too kind. But thank you.

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[–] temp413 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's fucking incredible.

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[–] Sellyoulight 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I think even the slings that the sex toy vendors sell for this kind of application have user weight limits that top out well under 240 lbs. Why don’t you just trade her in for two 120 lb chicks?

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