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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again ago 

I got banned for finding the fatty 🤔

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[–] FluffiestPancakes ago 

"There doesn't seem to be anything here"

Are you guys seeing comments?

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[–] temp413 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hey OP, Good on you for wanted to figure this out to please your gf! I am about the same weight at your gf so I feel qualified to answer this :) Not all positions work for all people, very tall, very short, very fat people, people with limited mobility and flexibility all have issues with some ways of getting it on. There is no shame! I would recommend some small stools or milk crates that she can rest one foot on to help take some weight so you are not holding her full 240 pounds. You can "sell" this to her by saying something like "this will help me fuck you this way for longer." Maybe it will work and maybe it won't, but it will probably be fun to try!

Nothing says sexy like needing milk crates to hold your fat ass up during sex.

ps - fuck you to all the people telling her to lose weight. Her body is none of your business.

Since this is a discussion about him having to lift her, it's exactly his business.

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[–] shadybrainfarm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My ex is 6'6". He was 240 pounds at one point (actually was much more before that), and HE WAS FAT. He's like 200 now.

A fat man as tall as tall as an NBA player should not weigh the same as any woman EVER. Jesus fucking christ thats really fat.

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[–] Sellyoulight 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I think even the slings that the sex toy vendors sell for this kind of application have user weight limits that top out well under 240 lbs. Why don’t you just trade her in for two 120 lb chicks?

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago  (edited ago)

OP, this is a common problem. The best solution that I've found is progressive overload. It works for lifting, and it works for sex.

The concept is simple. Start light, and add weight every week. You'll want to find a girl that's around 100 lbs or so. Any smaller and you probably won't get much benefit. The first night, have sex with her three times against the wall. Repeat for two more nights, but make sure you rest for at least a day between sessions.

The next week, move up to a girl that's 110. Keep finding a heavier girl each week. Before you know it, you'll be able to have sex with your girlfriend holding her up against the wall.

Good luck OP.

Whichever one of you glorious shitlords did this, you are a genius

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[–] temp413 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's fucking incredible.

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[–] shitonfatpeople 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Your words are too kind. But thank you.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Choose a wall that's about a 2000km walk away. That should do it.

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[–] burntfishnchips ago 

Who would fuck anything nearing 300lbs? Pig fucker is just as bad as the yeastbeast.

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