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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Choose a wall that's about a 2000km walk away. That should do it.
[–] temp413 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Hey OP, Good on you for wanted to figure this out to please your gf! I am about the same weight at your gf so I feel qualified to answer this :) Not all positions work for all people, very tall, very short, very fat people, people with limited mobility and flexibility all have issues with some ways of getting it on. There is no shame! I would recommend some small stools or milk crates that she can rest one foot on to help take some weight so you are not holding her full 240 pounds. You can "sell" this to her by saying something like "this will help me fuck you this way for longer." Maybe it will work and maybe it won't, but it will probably be fun to try!
Nothing says sexy like needing milk crates to hold your fat ass up during sex.
ps - fuck you to all the people telling her to lose weight. Her body is none of your business.
Since this is a discussion about him having to lift her, it's exactly his business.
[–] Sellyoulight 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I think even the slings that the sex toy vendors sell for this kind of application have user weight limits that top out well under 240 lbs. Why don’t you just trade her in for two 120 lb chicks?
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I had to throw my 2 cents in. Jesus fuck why would you ever contemplate this?
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago (edited ago)
Whichever one of you glorious shitlords did this, you are a genius
[–] shitonfatpeople 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Your words are too kind. But thank you.
[–] temp413 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's fucking incredible.