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[–] DE4THWI5H 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Of Betas and Beasts: A Settle For What You Can Get Story.

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[–] eueueu 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

For a woman with an average height (about 1,64m or 5ft 5in) that makes a BMI of 41. I'm amazed they're not in need of a broomstick to have sex.

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[–] temp413 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Or his mom to hold up a fold.

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[–] 5259392? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I never get tired of allusions to that story.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I had to throw my 2 cents in. Jesus fuck why would you ever contemplate this?

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[–] karalette [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

maybe he's trying to commit suicide by having her weight break his spine? his life seems pretty worthless if he's bagging a planet like that.

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[–] RandomAXEofKindness 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Pork lift?