[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Choose a wall that's about a 2000km walk away. That should do it.
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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago (edited ago)
OP, this is a common problem. The best solution that I've found is progressive overload. It works for lifting, and it works for sex.
The concept is simple. Start light, and add weight every week. You'll want to find a girl that's around 100 lbs or so. Any smaller and you probably won't get much benefit. The first night, have sex with her three times against the wall. Repeat for two more nights, but make sure you rest for at least a day between sessions.
The next week, move up to a girl that's 110. Keep finding a heavier girl each week. Before you know it, you'll be able to have sex with your girlfriend holding her up against the wall.
Good luck OP.
Whichever one of you glorious shitlords did this, you are a genius
[–] shitonfatpeople 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Your words are too kind. But thank you.
[–] eueueu 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
For a woman with an average height (about 1,64m or 5ft 5in) that makes a BMI of 41. I'm amazed they're not in need of a broomstick to have sex.
[–] temp413 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Or his mom to hold up a fold.
[–] 5259392? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I never get tired of allusions to that story.