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[–] Fattiesarefunny 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Burned 500 calories walking 3 miles? How big is this beast?!

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

44 minutes to "run" 5k?!

...I'm the World's Shittiest Runnertm, and I can sub-30 it even on my bad days. 44 minutes is fucking pathetic.

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[–] nonfat69 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

44 minute 3k = less than 4 mph

it's literally walking

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[–] Literallycant 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm right at 30 at the moment. I did a half marathon in 2:15 and frankly I'm just glad I finished lol

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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We need a Shitty Runner 5k just for shitlords. I use to walk that slow... Now I'm at least under 32 min for a 5k

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[–] tipsyoctopus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My father is just shy of obese and over 50 and he still can do a sub 30 5k!

This is uber pathetic.

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

it sucked it's stomach in a little bit. wow such progress.

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[–] Californiacrisis 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Stood up a little straighter to get rid of that side fold.

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[–] Literallycant ago 

So she pulled her pants up...? 500 calories walking 5k?? I'm a slow fucking runner (pre op advanced degree meniscus tear - I fall a lot) and rats about a 50 minute run for me so just under 10 km. .. and I run slow. How did it take her over an hour (less cals burned walking) to walk 5km....?