[–] Fattiesarefunny 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Burned 500 calories walking 3 miles? How big is this beast?!
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
44 minutes to "run" 5k?!
...I'm the World's Shittiest Runnertm, and I can sub-30 it even on my bad days. 44 minutes is fucking pathetic.
[–] Literallycant 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm right at 30 at the moment. I did a half marathon in 2:15 and frankly I'm just glad I finished lol
[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We need a Shitty Runner 5k just for shitlords. I use to walk that slow... Now I'm at least under 32 min for a 5k
[–] tipsyoctopus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My father is just shy of obese and over 50 and he still can do a sub 30 5k!
This is uber pathetic.
[–] Californiacrisis 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Stood up a little straighter to get rid of that side fold.
[–] Literallycant ago
So she pulled her pants up...? 500 calories walking 5k?? I'm a slow fucking runner (pre op advanced degree meniscus tear - I fall a lot) and rats about a 50 minute run for me so just under 10 km. .. and I run slow. How did it take her over an hour (less cals burned walking) to walk 5km....?