I'll bite.
Be in recruit training during springtime
Raised Catholic so go to Catholic mass every Sunday
Ash Wednesday: evening mass for Catholics so we can get our ashes
All Catholics go to mass
All protestants and others stay behind in the squad bay, probably going to get smoked by drill instructors
Fucking jew tags along to Catholic mass to avoid drill instructors
This happened twelve years ago and it still makes me rage.
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I was an atheist back when I was in recruit training but every Sunday I'd go tot he jewish services so I could candy and drink soda.
My friend(who is now the mayor of Jersey City) from recruit training was a jew who tipped me about off about how the guy who ran the jewish services(Cantor Feinberg) allowed recruit's families to mail in all kinds of snacks and drinks to him and he in turn would serve them to everyone who showed up at the end of services. It was some super secret snack time that only the jews were suppose to know about, but luckily for me I made friends with a chosen and he let me in on it. The cantor did it because of some kind of jewish feast tradition or something, I can;t remember exactly. I'd show up to Synagogue, slap on a yarmulke, and sit there and sing along and read from the Torah and everything.
So hopefully my story of a gentile infiltrating the super secret jewish snack time makes you feel at least a little better.
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Bruh. I did the exact same shit. I found out from my Sikh bunkmate that the Jewish service always had these big loaves of bread and a ton of grape juice, and there was always plenty to go around because not many Jews. (He went to each service at least once to see which one he liked. They're allowed to worship God in pretty much any form they like, as long as they worship. At least that's what he told me)
Christian services took up most of the morning and it cut into Sunday free time, but kike service was short and we got all sorts of free food and shit, and since my last name is one of those German ones that kikes like to steal, they completely bought it. I would eat an entire goddamn loaf of kosher yid bread every Sunday, and the occasional family-sent snack. It was great.
I wasn't redpilled on the Jew at the time (Finding out about their special secret treatment on fucking Parris Island of all places was certainly was the first dose), but looking back on it, it's funny as fuck that I infiltrated their little secret club and pilfered their shit.
Sure I'll throw just a short one in Here.
Be me
Deployed to iraq
Finally get to have time to make a call home
Still wearing full battle rattle because I'm trying to make a call before it is to late homeside
Head over to MWR
You need a block to get a phone
Head over to desk
Ask SSG for a phone block
"Here you go Sgt Anon phone booth 8"
Walk over
Fat nigger with a shaving profile sitting in booth 8
He is in PTs
I tell him I have the phone block for this booth
He says "How about to stand at fucking ease shithead, and show some respect to an officer,. Who is your first line and CoC?
Forced to tell him
Don't get phone call home
Get a counseling statement for being "disrespectful" to an officer
Fill sandbags in battle-rattle
tfw he got his rank and position due to being a nignog
tfw Army uses affirmative action hardcore
Such is life in the Army.
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I was a corpsman with the Marines, so I was kinda one. Though we used to make fun of army medics all the time because our E-1s could do IVs, and generally anything a corpsman is allowed to do, while in the army (at least where we were) only sergeants and above could do anything harder than applying tourniquets and giving out Motrin.
When I was in Iraq , one of the other corpsmen was this nigger that was so fucking full of himself. He'd puff his chest out as far as it could go, when he walked he literally looked like a chimp. Anyways, he acted like he was the hardest nigger alive, and said how much he wanted to "slay bodies". Yet, the very first time his platoon got shot at, they couldn't find him anywhere. They eventually found him curled up in a ball in a near-by house, cowering and bawling his eyes out. That was the day I realized why there were pretty much no niggers in the line companies.
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Some private walks up with a fucking chemlight, breaks it, and tells the elder than he just stole his soul and put it in there.
Friend of mine was doing humanitarian aid work over in Africa and said shit like that happened all the time. In some of the not even remote villages too.
Apparently one guy (with some really easily treatable blindness) said he didn't trust the medicine because he had heard stories that it was poison. He was more willing to believe that it wasn't medicine, but instead an ancient magical potion, than believe the medicine was not actually poison. The best part was that the guy they treated (medicine works in basically a day) went around telling everyone that a "powerful shaman" came and blessed him with sight so some other guy comes in and starts yelling that he's fucking pissed they undid the curse he put on the first guy.
Happened a few times in different villages too, people claiming they were cursed.
Week 1 of deployment.
Get a PCR from the base hospital.
"Jesus how the fuck did we miss one!?"
Sweating bullets. Going to blast whichever lance cpl missed it so bad his grand kids will know my voice.
Read PCR.
It's a pregnant female. Pregnant sluts literally rate a casualty report before being sent back stateside.
Tell the doc sitting next to me to check this out.
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SWO yells at us to shut the fuck up.
Look on screen at drone feed.
Tracking some hajji carrying a blanket over his arm. Rest of COC is getting ready to rain death on this fucker.
He stops by a donkey.
Throws blanket over the donkeys back.
Steps on wooden box.
You could hear a pin drop in that room. Everyone is watching in disbelief.
He starts fucking it.
Everyone is laughing. "No fucking way"
12 pump chump.
He's winded.
Smacks donkey's ass and heads back the way he came.
First good day that week.
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It's not so much inbreeding as it is the titanic level of no education. I mean, inbreeding exacerbates it, and these people have no natural ingenuity, but holy fuck are they unbelievably stupid.
Like, we ran into a village that thought we were Russians and had changed our uniforms and stuff. We asked them what year they thought it was. We expected them to say like 1980 something. They said 1450.
There are stories about them just not grasping the concept of plate tectonics, thinking that our body armor is a portable AC unit (I wish. They don't understand the concept of body armor because it's just so hot, the pussies), that our Oakleys are Xray glasses (but we don't use them to look through walls and shit, oh no, we're using them to ogle their women), etc.
One good one is that they don't understand that our laser designators are for a distant aircraft. They think we literally just point at something with them and it magically blows up.
There was also a famous story of this village harboring a VIP and not cooperating with the Marines trying to find him. Some private walks up with a fucking chemlight, breaks it, and tells the elder than he just stole his soul and put it in there. He gave it to the elder, telling him that his soul would slowly return, in exchange for the VIP. It worked.
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[–] dindunuffin666 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This is a great post OP. I love reading stories like this. Even though the topic can be angering, it is nice to know that people out there share my views on the way things are going. Many of the stories are very similar to one of the sections of Face to Face with Race by Jared Taylor, which was another fantastic read. It makes me sad that one of the last places for men to be men has been overrun with bureaucracy and political correctness.
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Funny
How about another one.
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Finnfag, compulsory military service for all men, women can join but not mandatory.
Wish I'd stayed longer, now that I think about it.
That said, fuck female presidents; who the fuck thought it was a good idea to stop using infantry mines? It was like our only good weapon against an invasion, holy fucking shit women are stupid.
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Finnish, volunteered to International Rapid Deployment Force during my military service.
After that I was deployed in Afghanistan.
Those afghan sheep may have saved our asses from IED hit. RIP
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I'm glad I'm out before then
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LEL