[–] ILikeReadingComments ago (edited ago)
How about another one.
Be me
In Iraq
In DFAC
Sitting at a table eating
There are 3 CW2s, Myself, and a PFC
Three ANZACAustralian soldiers join on the table
We are all eating
PFC stops eating
Looks up and turns his head over to the ANZAC soldiers
PFC "So you are car guy?"
ANZAC Soldier "ummm no…."
ANZAC soldier is completely confused by such a random question
ANZAC Soldier trys to make things less weird "Are you?"
PFC with a confused by him saying no "nah"
PFC goes back to eating
I'm trying not to laugh at this high level of autism that just broke out
Table is dead quiet
PFC stops eating again looks up
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PFC turns to ANZAC soldier "So are kangaroos like deer and are everywhere? Or are they like wolves and are always hiding?"
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ANZAC soldier more confused then before "….umm like deer I guess."
Group of ANZAC soldiers leave table and say cheers
CW2 "What the fuck warrior…"
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Finnfag, compulsory military service for all men, women can join but not mandatory.
Marines, thrown on an island in the middle of nowhere
told to become a truck driver, wait lolnope we need more military police, here have a tractor as well since you're going to be driving the food shipments around
well at least I'll get to train with a scoped rifle, pistol and shotgun too
lolnope, island is shutting down next year, assault rifle and smoke grenades only
well at least we get to practice small unit tactics regularly
nope, once a month, less if there's something else going on
women who join up are guaranteed nco's at the least, regardless of actual ability
career nco's all get drunk as shit on weekends, some guys have been demoted and promoted half a dozen times in the past year
island fortress closed after half a year, still 3 months left in service time
island was apparently the last bastion of military discipline, every other place is full of pussies
except diver's barracks, holy shit fuck those guys are insane
go running in gasmasks, throw up into gasmask and put it back on and go running, what the fuck dude really?
Wish I'd stayed longer, now that I think about it.
That said, fuck female presidents; who the fuck thought it was a good idea to stop using infantry mines? It was like our only good weapon against an invasion, holy fucking shit women are stupid.
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Finnish, volunteered to International Rapid Deployment Force during my military service.
After that I was deployed in Afghanistan.
vehicle patrol with PASIs
along the road there's a huge crater, and there's blood all around
we take back, get out, and search the area of other explosives
it's clear
there's pink fuzzy things lying around
they are parts of sheep, still warm
Those afghan sheep may have saved our asses from IED hit. RIP
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be 1833, amtracker
females come for the igtf
females can't lift the tow bar
refuse basic maintenence work
most females are dykes
few that aren't start relationships with male marines
witness female sergeants try to blast salty lcpls
lcpls don't give a fuck because most are admin or supply
females physically can not pull male marines out of the turrets in simulations
black belt instructors can't climb ropes
females can't carry the .50 or mk19 machine guns
females insist on being treated equally despite all this
Generals watch these events and some literally shake their heads and face palm
all this in camp Lejeune and 29 palms during the summer and spring
mfw I don't have a face for the shit I've seen
know for a fact they are going to get marines killed
females are coming in October as actual 1833s
I'm glad I'm out before then
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Be on course in Cdn military
Listen to SJW higher-ups bitch about the bad old days of the "Anglo-Saxon" (their words) military.
Hear horror stories of how first females in military written off as whores.
Know that a female course candidate has fucked just about everyone, has hit on instructors.
Hear about bigoted dinosaurs who thought that females would cause sexual misconduct.
Hear the same day that the military's stated #1 priority is tackling a rape-epidemic.
This is needed to increase female enlistment
"The way things are, parents would be crazy to let their daughters join!"
LEL
[–] ILikeReadingComments ago
Jews
I'll bite.
This happened twelve years ago and it still makes me rage.
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I was an atheist back when I was in recruit training but every Sunday I'd go tot he jewish services so I could candy and drink soda.
My friend(who is now the mayor of Jersey City) from recruit training was a jew who tipped me about off about how the guy who ran the jewish services(Cantor Feinberg) allowed recruit's families to mail in all kinds of snacks and drinks to him and he in turn would serve them to everyone who showed up at the end of services. It was some super secret snack time that only the jews were suppose to know about, but luckily for me I made friends with a chosen and he let me in on it. The cantor did it because of some kind of jewish feast tradition or something, I can;t remember exactly. I'd show up to Synagogue, slap on a yarmulke, and sit there and sing along and read from the Torah and everything.
So hopefully my story of a gentile infiltrating the super secret jewish snack time makes you feel at least a little better.
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Bruh. I did the exact same shit. I found out from my Sikh bunkmate that the Jewish service always had these big loaves of bread and a ton of grape juice, and there was always plenty to go around because not many Jews. (He went to each service at least once to see which one he liked. They're allowed to worship God in pretty much any form they like, as long as they worship. At least that's what he told me)
Christian services took up most of the morning and it cut into Sunday free time, but kike service was short and we got all sorts of free food and shit, and since my last name is one of those German ones that kikes like to steal, they completely bought it. I would eat an entire goddamn loaf of kosher yid bread every Sunday, and the occasional family-sent snack. It was great.
I wasn't redpilled on the Jew at the time (Finding out about their special secret treatment on fucking Parris Island of all places was certainly was the first dose), but looking back on it, it's funny as fuck that I infiltrated their little secret club and pilfered their shit.