[–] SergeantSlother 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Of course the writer is black. Making all the obnoxious "this is why white people are bad" comparisons to mayo. Which is what black people keep calling us like it's offensive or something. Sorry, calling me a condiment will never equate to me calling you a nigger, stop trying to make it happen.
[–] FeelinFroggy 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Wow, so we're just being straight up, undeniably racist now? Just all out in the open like that?
I'm going to assume the mayo doesn't get to call the ketchup a name, or talk about how the mustard wants to rape the mayo-centric countries of the world into a fiery rubble patch. Naturally.
edit - at the end, that's just killer - NEXT ON BUZZFEED - WHAT PERCENT RACOON ARE YOU?
Spoiler, it's 0. Probably 0. It should be zero.
[–] marky1991 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What was even the point of that article? It was just a bunch of awkward unsupported positions awkwardly presented from the perspective of mayonnaise. I almost can't think of anything more asinine. I don't really get why a site like buzzfeed is trying to make a serious and significant article in the first place. When the best you can come up with is condiment puppets, you're clearly not ready for that.
[–] fagnig 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Rather like the author of this article, i kust cant feel sorry for dimwitted white people...
...who fall for trash articles like this telling them what not to think by proxy of reassuring themself theyre not problematic like those other mayo.