[–] marky1991 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What was even the point of that article? It was just a bunch of awkward unsupported positions awkwardly presented from the perspective of mayonnaise. I almost can't think of anything more asinine. I don't really get why a site like buzzfeed is trying to make a serious and significant article in the first place. When the best you can come up with is condiment puppets, you're clearly not ready for that.
[–] FeelinFroggy 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Wow, so we're just being straight up, undeniably racist now? Just all out in the open like that?
I'm going to assume the mayo doesn't get to call the ketchup a name, or talk about how the mustard wants to rape the mayo-centric countries of the world into a fiery rubble patch. Naturally.
edit - at the end, that's just killer - NEXT ON BUZZFEED - WHAT PERCENT RACOON ARE YOU?
Spoiler, it's 0. Probably 0. It should be zero.
[–] SergeantSlother 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Of course the writer is black. Making all the obnoxious "this is why white people are bad" comparisons to mayo. Which is what black people keep calling us like it's offensive or something. Sorry, calling me a condiment will never equate to me calling you a nigger, stop trying to make it happen.
[–] torky 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This pudding needs to calm its chocolate ass down - By Torky
This cup of pudding thinks we should stop making a big deal out of other condiments because only pudding matters
This bowl of pudding thinks it should be paid as much as these bowls of ketchup and mustard, even though it does less work than the rest.
This cup of pudding thinks we need to bring things up from the past constantly, like that bottle of spilt milk. And slavery.
This cup of pudding loves "political correctness" as a way to shut people down.
These cups of pudding think they should be the only ones to use *********, everyone else is just racist.
This cup of pudding thinks it's okay to use harsh slurs towards "mayos" because all mayonnaise are racists.
This cup of pudding was only picked because of its colour, lid, or texture, thanks to affirmative action.
This cup of pudding makes a big fuss over cultural appropriation. People shouldn't dress up as they want for Halloween!!!
This cup of pudding hates jokes, and doesn’t get why people do not enjoy his company.
This cup of pudding romantically whispered “Have you checked your privilege?” on a date, and doesn’t understand why it hasn’t been called back yet.
This cup of pudding thinks it’s ridiculous that everyone assumes it only listens to rap. It does.
This cup of pudding doesn’t get why other condiments get to be on the top shelf, and they’re still at the bottom.
And this cup of pudding thinks that mayo should pay the pudding reparations on top of assistance and benefits that mayo already has given it.
When this cup of pudding was told the story of the cupboard’s great history, it tried to rewrite it so pudding was kingz 'n shit.
This pudding thinks okay to talk shit about mayo. If people said those things about pudding, there would be riots and looting, but as long as it's about mayo, there won't be blood.
This cup of pudding doesn't believe in reverse condiment-ism, because it benefits them.
This cup of pudding is offended all the time. Seriously, every day.
This bowl of pudding's is constantly aware that its pudding. It is so tied to being pudding it cannot be anything else other than just another bowl of pudding.