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[–] Convair990 ago 

More meds to sell when they get worse

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[–] ohwell316 ago 

At some point I think they get tired of saying the same thing and being ignored. If you have already burned 9 fingers I would not tell you the stove is hot the 10th time. .

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[–] marlacolt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"If you're not sure, rub the food on a piece of paper; if the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!" -Dr. Nick Riviera

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[–] IggyReilly ago 

Bahaha! I instantly thought of the fish sandwich Bart rubs on the wall.

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[–] Fatkinisfat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

According to the fats, there are some. At least they're always claiming that their doctors say they're healthy...

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fats' definition of "health" is such a low bar, though. For example,

  1. "My blood tests all came back normal! See, I'm healthy!" (translation: The doctors have been unable to find a single thing other than my obesity that's causing my chronic exhaustion and pain.)

  2. "I'm active. I get exercise! I'm healthy!" (translation: I walked from the parking lot into the building 50 feet away with just minimal shortness of breath.)

  3. "I'm so healthy! I never get sick!" (translation: My immune system hasn't totally crapped out even at the advanced ham age of 24 years.)

  4. "I'm healthy!" (translation: I don't require a portable oxygen tank to breathe.)

  5. "I'm healthy!" (translation: The insulin shots I'm supposed to take everyday are optional. In theory, I could control my sugar levels with diet alone, but I refuse to do that.)

  6. "I'm healthy!" (translation: I currently have both feet, though that may not be the case in the near future.)