[–] ScottRockview 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Well, the friction from their thighs rubbing can start fires, and if this picture was taken in California, we don't want them walking outside anymore than necessary.
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
A fat fuck did this at Kroger the other night: parked in the fire lane, turned on its emergency flashers, and went inside the store. All to avoid walking another 15 feet (no, it didn't have a handicapped plate).
[–] FordGirl 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Storytime!
A few years back, I was working at a Walmart Supercenter. About 99% of the time when you looked at the parking lot, there were cars of fats lined up in the fire Lane, despite the multiple signs advertising that it was a tow away zone and illegal to park there. One day, I was working with LP and a cop came in to apprehend our thief. After putting the guy in his cop car, he wrote out a ticket for each car and even called a tow company, who came quickly and started rushing cars off to their lot before he left. There was a good 15 cars along there. I stood outside and watched as they did. A few people came out in time to move their cars and leave before the towers got to them, but they took about half the cars.
The next day I was greeted with the information that all of the ticketed and towed people complained to Walmart, who paid for their tickets, towing bills, and gave them $50 gift cards for their trouble.
And yet, they'd expect the firemen and paramedics to come save them in an emergency but block them off from being able to help them!
[–] FupaFister 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Catering to fats. Good business decision I guess, but it just leads to more and more entitlement. They actually did something illegal, are penalized, and then get rewarded.
Are you freaking serious? If I found that out, I would start hunting for those cars. Fire lanes, disabled parking, driving on the shoulder of a road when there's traffic, and other similar violations, are selfish, better-than-thou actions that have the potential to hurt a lot of other people.
Knowing that they can 'get away' with an action like that is merely going to encourage them.
I would be hunting them too, but we have to have a contract with the business owner unless contacted by the police about it. Unfortunately, I can't just tow them for it unless someone complains because we don't contract with them. Otherwise, I'd make bank just chilling at Walmart and waiting for people.
[–] PikaPickledCake ago
I always park all the way at the back. I get to avoid all the cows trying to park at the front.
[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Well, gee........ What’s a poor fat supposed to do when all the handicapped parking spaces are already taken?
[–] mangiamerdeemorte [S] ago
Walk. It wouldn't hurt to burn a few calories.
[–] mmmmdonuts ago
They might not even be taken, just too far still.
[–] ForgotMyName ago
Probably taken by other fats.