[–] shitlordicus_prime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Great stuff! It really is hard to comprehend when I see it. I wish I could ask what's going on with them, I'm intensely curious about it.
However, I never see a fit woman with a fat "man" outside of TV and movies. Usually it's the other way around - and I deliberately try to find any examples when in the midst of a large number of people, to counter confirmation bias. I just can't find them.
Shitladies - keep on being your fantastically selective selves. Guys should really learn to just ditch the ham once they start blowing up, I think.
[–] shuzolite 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I dated a lard planet for two years in high school. I was self conscious about being considered shallow, as I was already "that weird stuck up goth girl". We had similar interests, and on the surface, he had a witty nice guy personality. Somehow he kept that act up for over a year, and I told myself "this isn't so bad. I'm not really attracted to him physically, but we get along so well!" He was my first sexual partner, so I didn't know yet how much better sex could be. He seemed ok with me not having much of a sex drive and we only had sex 5 times total. It was gross, but I was young. I didn't really know better.
Eventually he dropped the act and started treating me like shit. He thought he was some sort of super badass because he went to military school, so he always reminded me how he could "take [me] out", if he wanted. He would continually make sure I knew how much smarter and more worldly he was because he was two years older than me. It didn't matter that, at 20, he had dropped out of college, never had a job, and lived in his mother's living room driving a car she gave him and wearing clothes she bought him. I could obviously never measure up. It finally occurred to me one day that he was saying these things because he was insecure... because he knew that none of it was true and that I if I ever felt like leaving he'd be stuck with pretty much nothing and I could move on to someone better than him.
So I did. And I made sure to tell him that not only was he an insecure jackass, his weight made him unattractive and 100% prevented him from being the "badass" he thought he was. He then cried to his mommy and made her call my parents to tell them what a mean, horrible bitch I was.
Moral of the story, don't fucking date fats.
[–] Skinnyphat_sleestak 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Wow, sorry you went through that traumatic experience. I think I got hives just from reading it! But now you are a true shitlady for life.
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
However, I never see a fit woman with a fat "man" outside of TV and movies.
I saw such a couple with my own eyes. Yesterday, at the mall.
Amazing! I'm envious. You should have taken a photo - it's a truly rare find in the "fatspotting" hobby and you can stun people with the evidence!
[–] yoloscenic 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
There was a study done about selectivity between the sexes and it seems that men tend toward being less selective
One of the researchers(Eli Finkel) has a few interesting studies about the topic
[–] physicscat 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
The Onion is a satirical website.
[–] shitlordicus_prime 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Does anyone not know that? Also, it shows a fat guy with a thin woman (instead of the other way around), so you know it can't be real!
Could you imagine if that's what they did for this article, even as satire? The fatties would be ree-reeing for months!
Yeah tons still don't know. I saw the old video of "brain dead teen only texts and rolls eyes to be euthanized " and there were TOOOOONS of people who believed it,
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
it shows a fat guy with a thin woman
I saw a fat guy/thin woman couple at the mall yesterday. I did a double-take. The woman was young and physically attractive. The guy was fat and dressed like a slob. They were holding hands and everything, so I'm sure they are an actual couple.
[–] smelly_farts [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
[–] rancher123 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago
It's alright guys, op maybe retarded.
[–] smelly_farts [S] 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
It's a joke and everyone seems to have got it other than you two beetusbrains.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
RIP The Onion. It couldn't last forever....