[–] fr0stbit3 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 4.6 years ago (edited 4.6 years ago)
You have this all wrong. You are supposed to masturbate to Bill Gates 3 times and throw your laptop at your mirror.
This gets mistaken all the time, so don't feel bad.
[–] Weebo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 4.6 years ago
I tried milking my prostate, but only chocolate milk came out...
[–] PM_ME_YOUR_ARCHES [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 4.6 years ago
I don't think that was milk.
[–] fr0stbit3 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
You have this all wrong. You are supposed to masturbate to Bill Gates 3 times and throw your laptop at your mirror.
This gets mistaken all the time, so don't feel bad.