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[–] Weebo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I tried milking my prostate, but only chocolate milk came out...

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[–] PM_ME_YOUR_ARCHES [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't think that was milk.

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[–] fr0stbit3 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You have this all wrong. You are supposed to masturbate to Bill Gates 3 times and throw your laptop at your mirror.

This gets mistaken all the time, so don't feel bad.