[–] [deleted] 1 point 17 points 18 points (+18|-1) ago
[–] RockyMountainLady 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The part I don't believe is how a landwhale found pants big enough to not be embedded in their skin "sausage casing" style. I worked retail, I believe dirty little human monkeys will shit about anywhere... o_O
[–] DevilsMonkey 1 point 37 points 38 points (+38|-1) ago
I didn't expect you to be literal with the title.
[–] Carsandsarcasm [S] 1 point 18 points 19 points (+19|-1) ago
I was going for that effect.
[–] fancyiguana 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I assumed it would be about real shit. Because fatties are disgusting.
[–] Diogenes_The_Cynic 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Like horses?
[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The hippo is at least making an effort to clean its behind.
[–] ObeastsareDisgusting 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
If there's one thing /v/fph has taught me, it's that there is no such thing as rock bottom for morbids.
[–] Hargrave 1 point 16 points 17 points (+17|-1) ago
When you already look like shit you may as well smell the part.